how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
tumblr humour at its finest
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The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
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ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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