Are u ever walking behind someone on the street and they keep looking behind at u like ur gonna mug them or something and in ur head ur just thinking “shh shh its ok im not gonna hurt you, im not gonna hurt you.”
a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton
*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*
im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
(Source: theyellowbrickroad, via blondebugs)
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
Me on my period
Uterus: Oh, so, no baby?
Me: No -
Me: FUCK FUCK FUCK
Vagina: *unleashes red sea*
Pad: I'm not cleaning that up.
Ovaries: Oh, our turn? My bad, here~
Junk Food: Don't listen to the cramps, you do want us
Chocolate: No me
Acne: Wow, this face looks like a great spot to settle down
Pad: CHANGE ME EVEN THOUGH I ONLY CAUGHT 20% OF THAT
Vagina: I can do better, hold up
Vagina: *Niagara Falls*
Pad: You still missed.
Lower Back: Whoa, am I late? Haha, hope you don't plan on sitting in this position too long.
Cramps: *sings the Ave Maria*
People without vaginas: Dear sweet jesus what can we do here we bought a vat of ben & jerry's will this help
thISn IISN thE cuTEST tHING i havE seeNALL dAy
(Source: muchanimal-veryfeminism-wow, via im-batman-obvs)